An actual coconut was detained by police over the weekend. It happened in the Maldives, which is a string of islands in the Indian Ocean, and the reason they took it into custody was they thought it was under the spell of black magic. It apparently had a religious verse carved into it, but they thought it was a sign. Just to make sure they brought a white magic specialist who concluded there was no magic involved and it was just a prank. The “magic” came later when it was used to make a piña colada.