Who is my all-time favorite artist?

John Mayer

In a past life, I’m pretty sure I was:

Every person that has ever existed

What is your funniest childhood memory?

Playing hide and seek in the Columbus Sears without telling my parents. (they didn’t think it was very funny)

Have you ever had an imaginary friend? 

What if everyone is imaginary? What if I am just a figment of my own imagination? Am I real?

What was your favorite song in middle school?

“Down” by Jay Sean and Lil Wayne

Would you rather fight one elephant-sized rabbit or 100 rabbit-sized elephants? Why?

I’d be looking like Pat McAfee punting those little elephants all over the place. Easy dub.

If you had a time machine and could go to one place, but there is a 50% chance you get stuck there. Where would you go and why?

March 12, 1863. Brockton, Massachusetts. Seems like a chill place to be.

What movies are must watch for you when they come on?

Tombstone, The Breakfast Club, and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation

Favorite album or concert…all time, or within the last year or so

“Stick Season” Noah Kahan (BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER)